RAF Waddington and all the Airingplanes

Continued.

I didn't cry, but I was a bit Winded and needed a rest, Phil knew the perfect place.
Eventually I started to get my wind back, I could then enjoy the view. You could easily see the Suck up Planes from here.
Shame Bab's didn't get in one, Perhaps 8 and 23 Squadrons would invite me back to see their planes one day.
Marge did say they were great. In fact she was 'Still' telling me!

I told Marge now I was full of wind again and was ready to go, Marge said that Phil was 'Always' full of wind!
Poor Phil, I never knew that!
The 3 Black blobs on the front of the Vulcan prove that it was the one that did the bombing.
This showed the 'Argies' that Britains Primate Minister 'Bab's Thatcher' was not a scaredycat and was not easily imitated!
Well I think that was what Mel said!

In front of the Vulcan Bab's found this plate telling you how this Big Plane got here, I could not read it of course, I am a sheep remember!
I will ask the next humand that comes bye to tell me what it says.

Struth, the rest of them were over there for ages, I know WO Paul was being patient but you can just see him clicking his fingers behind his back!
'Hurry up you lot!'

I wish they would get a bloomin move on, My bottom must have the words stuck on it by now!

At last Calum wandered near by, I called him over to help!

He is a good chap that Calum, he gave me some reading lessons.
I did pay attention but he lost me when he started going on about 'Full Colons', 'Semi Stops' and "Apostles".
In the end he just told me what it said.
Bab's likes Calum!

At last all our group decided enough was enough, WO Paul looks happy to get them back in time to go.
Bab's did notice that Mel looks a bit sleepy though!
Now come on please, somebody get me off this bloomin plaque!

Soon we were back in the van and on our way to a new place. Mouse told me that this yellow car was there to scare the Birdies!
I think if I was a birdie I wouldn't come to Waddington, they could be sucked into planes, Fall off the tall buildings
and on top of all that there are people who want to give them a fright too!
Poor Birdies!

We soon arrived at our next visit place, Our new Guide was called Cpl Mark.
He said this place was called VAHS, Marge said it stood for "Visiting Airyplanes Hospitality Suite".
I don't know if that is really what it means but it was a lovely place.
If an airingplane who does not live at Waddington lands here it is the Hospitality Squad who look after the peelots.
They give them Sandywitches and Petrol and let them go to the toilet, they sometimes let them stay overnight too!
Mark let me have a go with the kit they use to clear the Runingway when it snows. It may look like fun but it got pretty hot in that suit!
Marge set fire to a white stick and sucked it! How odd!

CPL Mark let me try on his Immitation wool RAF Hat.
I really liked it but he would not let me keep it!

Inside for a rest on their comfy sofas, I found a leaflet to join the RAF.
I was sad because it looks like fun and I might even get to work with my Friend 'Brain and his Snippers' but sadly they do not allow us Sheep to join.
Calum said it was unfair and I should get onto my local 'Polytitian', I don't think I will because Marge and all the rest of the world think Polytitians do no good at all!

The RAF news is a good paper, but Phil said they could have done better with their report on 'Brains' teams great win at last years Bahkett!
Bab's agrees with that, it should have been front page news.
Instead you get silly stories about a humand called 'Wills' who apparently now flies planes to his ladys house and goes to lots of parties!
Woopy doo said Phil!

He, He Calum left his Cambera on the chair and Bab's got hold of it. I took some pictures of my feet, that will be funny when he gets them developed!

Mouse told Phil what I had done and Phil made me make everyone a cup of teee as a punishment.
Bab's does not worry about this because she is used to it, Marge always gets me to make her cups of teee during the days when Phils in Prison!

Oh flip, VAHS does not have a dish washing machine like Marge has, I Wish I had brought my Marygolds!

This is Tony, he usually makes the tees when Bab's is not here.
He was pleased to meet me and secretly told me that 'Everyone' tells him what to do around here!
Phil laughed and said that poor Tony was nearly the lowest ranking person in the whole of the RAF, Marge said he was one rank above Bab's though!
He is a nice chap and will go far, Bab's looks forward to being invited to 'Rear Air Commindore Tonys' promotion party in a few years time.

Unusually there was no visitors to Waddington today so Bab's decided to watch TV.
There was nothing on, Mel said 'It might be the Areal'

Wow, look at that machine over there, Mouse said it was digging 'oles'.
I wonder what the RAF use 'Oles' for?

It was soon time to go and Calum helped me with my Hood, I did notice that Mels coat was bulging a bit, perhaps it was his large Lunch that Paul bought us.
Perhaps he has sumfing under it! Mouse said 'Don't ask!'

In the Van on the way home I joined Mel in a quick snooze.
I could not get cumfortable at first but as soon as he took his suvineers out from under his coat we were both out like a light!


Bab's Marge and Phil would like to join with Mouse, Calum and Mel to thank all the kind chaps at Waddington for making our day special we had a great time.
Thanks a lot.