Stiv hits 50

The final chapter

Greg was most relieved when he finally got a rather large piece of "Trashco Value Chocolate Spunge".
Bab's did not want any, Phil had told me it might be full of fertiliser and my hair would go all sticky.
Bab's will only eat "Orgasmic" cakes in future because they are good for you!

I must admit that it smelled lovely, Greg was a messy eater though, Marge said that poor Margaret would have to put the washer machine on Rinse Old to get the stains out.

Phew this was a scarey tea shirt, I bet he wont eat cake in that one because rinse old would probably take forever!

Looks like Greg was mad with my friend John from Newcastor. Perhaps John had the last bit of Olderberry wine and Greg needed to fill his glass.
Phyl was ready to grab Bab's should the scene turn ugly!

Ha Ha, all was saved when Phyl told Greg that she had just put a full bottle in the fridge, Phew!

I wonder if these are Orgasmic and Vegitarian meat?
On second thoughts Jim will have touched these so I won't bother, I wonder if there is a pack of Walters anywhere!

Phyl showed Marge what she would have done if a flight had broken out.
Bloomin heck, Bab's would not like to make Phyl cross

Looks like Greg has just got his Passingport Phonrnograph taken, wonder if he is going anywhere nice?
Phil said that he could not use it because he is smiling in the pic!

Poor Charlotte, she looks upset because the bloke in the shirt dropped his trousers.
Jim does not seem to be bothered. Phil says this is normal behaviour from folk from Newcastor.

Anyway, Bab's gave Charlotte a hug and she was soon happy again.

Click here to see us sing Happy Birfday to Old Jim

Ahhh! Joe has just told me this is not Gregs picture its just a posting card.
Bab's did wonder why people send pictures of Greg as a posting card though?

Here Joe, Give it to me.

Yep, Bab's was right!

Phil said we have to go soon, Marge is driving and Phils got work in the morning.
Joe quickly finished his last crate of Ale before we went!

Bab's waved goodbye to Deb's, I did wonder why all these folk stayed in the Kitchen at the party?
Phil said thats a song, Bab's does not believe him though!

Bab's had a quick wrestle with my pal Greg before we left.
He was easy to beat though and would not have stood a chance if Phyl had got hold of him!

Charlotte looked upset to see Bab's go. I promised her I would come to the next party as well.
This made her happy.

Bab's was so tired that I could not climb the stairs to bed so I crashed out on the chair downstairs.
Phil took some pictures with his Night vision Cambera lens but it still did not wake me.
Goodnight all!