Stiv Hits 50

"Continued"

This was a friendly little chap called "Bear", he was very chatty. He seemed very eager to look in the present bag.
I tried to talk him out of it but he kept trying to push his way past me.
I quickly realised that "Bear" was under the influence of Greg and had to be stopped at all costs, I twisted his earhole and the bloomin thing fell off, Oops!
Never mind, that broke the spell "Bear" was under. (Shame about his ear though)

Bab's needed some air so I went outside with Joe, he does some funny things that boy, he put this really long white stick in his gob and set fire to it,
I do hope that it was not one of them "Spliff" things that Marge had told me about.
Joe said it was Ok it was just a "Pencil", Phil said "Grumpydad Jimmy" had used that one before then laughed a lot!

I scuttled into the back garden and looked through the window. Bloomin heck it looks like Greg has got his "Clock Ring" back and is practicing his Hipwhatsit again.

Think I will stay out here for a while and do some climbing, No way I could be "hypothesised" from this high up.
It was quite windy though and my ball hat nearly took my eye out, Bab's thought it was time to go back in!

Heloo, helooo, can somebody please let me in !
Pleeese!

Blinkin heck, I fink the bloomin Dogs have locked Bab's out and it's getting cold now.
I will get them back, you see if I don't!

Phew when Deb's saw I was stuck outside she let me in, just in time as I was frozen to a crisp.
Some of my pals made room for me on the radiator to warm me up.
Mr Elyphant did complain that me bum was too big for the shelf, Hurumph thats rich coming from him Mr Big nose!

I fink Mr Stripy Horse was a bit worse for wear with the drink, silly thing, I think someone had laced his trough with Gin and he did not notice till it was too late.
I bet he will be like a "Horse with a sore head" tomorrow.

Joe asked me to sneak him another drink through, He said as he was not 18 years yet he was not really allowed to drink.
He said he wanted a Black can of "Gormless", seems quite right for him really!

Bab's was sure nobody was looking so had a quick sip, Phew, it was quite sticky no wonder people fall over after a few tinnies!

When I got the can to him Joe was showing off his new immobile Phone, he said it has 8 mega pixies to take good phornographs.
Poor old Marge was quite jealous, with hers, she has to do it herself.

Me and Jims daughter Charlotte had a good laugh.
Charlotte said Bab's was the first "real" Sheep to come to her house, she said ignore the inflating one her Dad had upstairs as it was disgusting!
She told me about a drawing competition in the next room and asked if I would like a go, Yes Please!

This is Blaise with the pen, Tony is the victim. Poor man said he has been at work for 6 months without a day off and is knackered.
"Jim said it was nothing to do with the alcohol then!" and went away laughing.
Whatever the reason he was an easy target for a young lady with a marker pen. Bab's wanted a go before Tony woke up.
Blaise said not to worry as he had been asleep for hours he he!

I managed to writ my name on Tony then he started to stir, Yikes he put his arm round me and said "Give me a cuddle, darling"
PHIL, PHIL help me PHIIIIL!

Talking of cuddles, what on earth is going on over there why is Debs sister Sandy sitting on Old Jims knee??

Ah I see, they were planning to change a light bulb and Jim was giving Sandy a legging up to reach.
She did a good Job too because its a lot lighter in the room now!

Greg was all quiet now he had lost his ring, Margaret said he was in a huff and didn't want to talk about it.
Bab's thinks he was mad because he did not get the first bit of cake!
Poor Greg!

Crikey, I think Joe must have finished his "Red Liable" drink he is giving me a funny look.
Think I will go and sit with Marge for a bit!
More to come later!