Looks like the Snow is coming, so much for "Gorbals Warming"!

I bet Phil won't take his Moped to Prison tomorrow

I was having a last look on the tinternet before getting my head down for the night.
The "Be Be See Wold Service " has a great bit that tells you if it's going to rain the next day, Phil says it's nonsense and you would be much better just guessing !
Marge was not really bothered as she had no plans to go out shopping anyway!
I hope it's going to be right this time I love snow!!!

Wow! It's 3hayemm and it's really snowy outside, the "Sheeping Forecast" was spot on. I had to be quiet as Marge, Phil and Mart were snoring like good uns, Ha Ha.

Stumpy was wide awake though and he was looking forward to getting out, mind you I'm not too sure if he wants to go to play in the snow or have a "Poo".
He had an "Accident" in the plant pot last night and poor Phil had to clean it up. It stunk the house out I can tell you.

Bloomin heck, all this snow out there and nobody is out playing in it, what a waste I wish Marge and Phil would wake up!
It's funny though my "Blinks" seem to be getting longer and my head feels pretty heavy, I wonder why that is?

Isn't it funny, your Blinks seem to get longer and then you just have a quite long blink and hey presto, "Its Morning"!

Phil had gone out to work but "still" Marge would not let Me, Mart or Stumpy out to play. She was worried about the rush hour traffic.
I was worried in case Stumpy had another of his Smelly Poo's in the Plant pot!

Now's my chance, Marge was using the "Baff Room" she had foolishly left the sun room open after letting Mart and Stumpy out so I planned my escape.
I had a quick peek to see if she had noticed, I should be OK though she usually spends ages in the "Baff room"
Now all I had to do was squeeze through the "Dog Flap" and I was free!

Phew I made it, I hid for a while behind this tree just in case Marge came running but I was in luck she must have gone straight from the Baff Room upstairs to put her making up on!

I made a nice big Snowing Ball ready to toss at anybody who dares to come close.
I saw Mart skulking under the Connyfours, I decided to keep still and hope he gets nearer.
I wish I did not have my shiney skarf on because of the colours I must stand out like a sore bum!

Flip, I think Mart has seen me. Perhaps my "Help for Heroes" band caught the sun!

I stayed still as a Snow Sheep and waited........ and waited. I think Mart has lost sight of me now!
C'mon Mart Just a few steps closer and you are mine!

Wait till you see the whites of his eyes, Babs!

Oh Flip I missed him, he ducked at just the wrong time. Oh dear I'm in trouble now !!!!!!!

Blinking heck thats the first time I have had my nose rubbed in the Snow by a bloomin Dog!
I will get him back you wait and see.

Oh well, I was covered in snow anyway so I decided to do a "Snow Angel Sheep", It's easy, you just have to lie on your back and wave your legs up and down.
It was quite fun.
I don't have to worry about getting my fur wet because Marge says I have "Lamb'olin" which helps to keep Moist "ures" out!

You must be very careful when you get up so you don't ruin the Sheep Angel print.
I couldn't do this very much, I nearly did my back in!

Wow, look at what I have made, A "Babs the Sheep Snow Angel".
I hope it stays cold as ice forever now, I don't want her to go!

I was quite hungry after all the arm waving, shame this silly plant has dropped all its leafs for the winter!

Stumpy told me that you sometimes get Snow creatures in gardens, he says they appear in the late morning just after Humand Dad's have been out playing with their little ones.
The children soon get cold because they dont have Lamb'olin. Their Mum's call them in and Dad plays a bit longer.
The snow creatures are free to wander as soon as Dad goes in.
This one is called "Barnacle" he is a Snow Bunny, he told me he was made in the next village but had run off because in that village they all marry their cousins.
I don't know what he meant but it sounds horrid!

Barnacle was a fun guy but he knew his time was short. He promised me to come back next year when it snows again.
I told him I was worried about "Gorbals Warming" but Barnacle said "Gorbals Warming" was a load of Codswallop and it was just a made up thing to make polytitians rich!
Bab's does not like polytitians!

Bab's thinks that "Gorbals Warming" is rubbish too, look at this snow shower great stuff.
I had a little snuffle of the flat snow on the garden table it was really "Cool".

My friend the Birdy Bath had frozen feet but said he was OK as he was made of stone and did not worry about the cold
Marge had finished putting on her making up and saw me out in the garden, she was a bit cross and told me I should be wearing a hat

Marge said as long as I wore a hat I could wait outside to meet Phil when he got home from prison
I wrote my name on the bonnet of one of the car's out front, It should be OK I used a stick so it won't damage the paint.

When Phil got home I had to come in, Marge made me sit on the oven till the snow melted off me.

Once the big bits had fell off I was allowed to lay down beside the radiator, cor it was lovely?
I hope Marge and Phil don't find my friend Barnacle in the Freezer! He he he.