Mels Retiringment Do

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Ah I see! The wateress and the cambera stuff was all a "wind up" that Mel had set up.
So we can take phornographs after all, Cal will be pleased he did not want to go to prison like his Dad!

Mmm, Babs borrowed Marges new Cambera and caught some pics of Mel Smiling.
Phil said you could sell them on ebay because its very rare to see Mel without a grump on his face!
Marge biffed Phil with her elbow.

Mel was pleased with his model of the prison all made out of bits that he had broken.
Clarkey had nothing to do with it otherwise it would have water spurting out of it!
Mouse was busy pretending to be a local yokel!

Sarah had made up an album full of phornographs of Mel asleep.
Mel said they were all fakes because he was always awake at work, even Cal thought this was rubbish!

While Mel was busy looking at the pictures Babs sneeked up behind him so Marge could take a phornograph.
Marge said she could not get a good angle because Mels baldy head was causing too much flashback!
She said Phil would sort it in Photoship,

Phil said to Marge to "back off a bit", and she hit him.
After he stopped crying Phil said "No, move back a bit and the flash will work better".
Poor Phil!

Bloomin heck he is taking his time wiff this book, Mouse turned the lights off to try and hurry the old fella up!

Mmm the "Black Sheep IPA Dip" was delicious. Phil told me not to show it to Marge though!

Mouse looked cross, apparently Andy the plumber had sneaked his meal into Mouses bill.
Cal just laughed because Andy only had a "Bread sandwich" which cost 8p.
Mouse was still not appy "Its the Prince"E"pal" he said!

Mel challenged Clarkey to a folding arms contest.
Everybody left them to it, Phil said "The long winter evenings must fly by with these two!"

Bloomin heck the taramasalata was luverley.

OH Dear Viv spotted that Mel was falling asleep. Must fink he is still in prison!

Clarkey on the other hand!!!!!

Viv had a word in Mels ear and it woke him up in time for some cheerio pictures.

The whole family had to support the old fella to keep him upright.
Phil said "Thats what I had to do at work!"
Marge and Mouse thumped him.

Mel got all emotiontal and begged Babs to keep in touch.

Phew what a night poor Babs was flaked out as soon as she got ome.
Marge made sure Babs and Phil got to bed though.
Goodnight Marge!