Red Sparrows Open Day!
"Part 2"
What on Earth is that sound? WOKA WOKA WOKA!, Cor its a Hellycopter wiff two propellors!
Marge said its her bestest Hellycopter, its called the "Chinuke" and it can carry Tanks and things!
Wow, its as big as a house, and not many houses have Propellors like this!
It put on a great show with lots of zooming up and down, it just missed the ground by a few inches sometimes!
I heard the man who knows about planes call this one a "Harriet Jump Jet", it was quite noisy too but it can go up and down in a straight line!
Phil said he has worked on "Harriets" in a place called "St Athen" in Welsh! He said it was Horrid!
Hello, whats going on here, Wonder why there is a load of Smoke in the background and why has the man in shorts got bendy legs.
And why is the man wiff the big Cambera taking pictures of the floor?
Goody gumdrops the Red Sparrows have started. Bloomin Heck there is hundreds of them!
This was what the crowd had come to see!
Except that silly "Cat" who had just come to "BARK" continuously and annoy all the people who wanted to take videos of the Airingplanes!
Phil was just shaking his head, Marge shouted somefin but I could not hear it for the bloomin Barkin!
Should be banned!
Ha ha look at silly Marge, she can't see the "Red Sparrows" but they are right behind her, ha ha ha.
Silly Marge, she should get some better glasses!
See what I mean, Marge has missed the "Red Sparrows" by a mile, Mind you she could be on a "Fatty shoot"!
Don't ask its just a faze she is going through!
Wow, look at that they are so close together I bet they could chat to each other out their windows!
Marge says they are the bestest Peelots in the Air Force, Babs knows this is not true because they can't drop bombs and shoot at Tanks.
Phil said the Red Sparrows are now flying in a shape of a "Koncord", he said it was a big plane that could fly as fast as a bullit.
He said we could have visited Uncle Brain and Sue in American in no time but we would have had to won the Natural lottery first because it costs a lots of moneys!
Wow, it looks like one of them sneezed because they all wizzed off in different ways.
"Blinking Heck", this Peelot must have been really lost because he just missed us.
Marge was worried she might end up with a Pink Tint and jumped into the peegoat!
Blimey, these two just missed each other.Phil said "Sheet they were close!".
Marge missed it all, she was in the Peegoat cleaning the mess off her hair with Bobby wipes.
At last, the Red Sparrows have found each other again!
Marge said Phil looked like he was crying.
Really Babs thinks it was the Deesel and Smoke fumes, because she had a tear or two as well!
Flip, a load of "Blurry Foringers" turned up in a blinkin big bus, They were everywhere you could not even hear the dog barking for the chitter chatter!
Now Babs has seen it all! The silly Bus Driving Foringer decided to back up his bus right in front of the people watching the Red Sparrows.
Phil said "What a Burk!", Marge shook her fist!
Yeah! Clear off you silly bunch!
Go and get in someone elses way! He He, that told them!
When they saw the "Blurrys" had gone, the Red Sparrows gave us one last wizz by.
Phil laughed and said they must be running out of coloured smoke because all they had left was White, He he.
Well thank you very much for a Great day with the Red Sparrows and their pals!