Great Stuff, Phils tooken the afternoon off,

We are all going to see the Red Sparrows!

Marge says it's the "Red Sparrows" open day tomorrow, and we might sneak a look from the behind the fence.
I decided to have a quick swat up on Airingplanes before I went, Phil said the "Nimrod was a great plane", so I started wiff a book about them!
He is a fool that Phil, the Nimrod is not an Airingplane, it's a bloomin big wooden ship that floated up to the "Pole in the Norf".
I Wonder if thats anywhere near Granny Jeans and Grumpydad Jimmy?

"Flip", the fence was as high as the sky. Marge said there was no way she could climb that, she might break her finger nails!
Phil laughed and went through the gate! Marge looked cross!
Babs was a bit worried about this sign, it looks like they don't want people to watch!

Look over there, There was a big Oringe Tube flying in the sky, Phil said "Its a Wind Sock".
Marge told Phil to "Put a sock in it!", Poor Phil he started to cry!
Babs thinks Marge should not have said that to Phil because she knows Phil would need a ladder to reach the tube
and even then if he did "Put a sock in it" he would only have one left!
They are funny my humands!

We managed to find a fence with holes to look through, Babs was first to spot an Airingplane, Look there it is driving up the road towards us.

"Blinkin Heck", there is a Pretty lady standing on top. Phil said "Cor", Marge pinched poor Phil and made him cry again!
The lady soon saw me and started to wave, I think she was trying to reach me on her Mobile tellyphone, I hope she has my number!
Phil said "I didn't have a number cos I haven't got a phone!" Marge called Phil a "Smartypants" and gave me hers, I like Marge!

There was two of these "Lady Walters" now, poor Phil darent say a thing in case Marge heard him.
The lady looked like she was having problems in finding me on the Phone. Babs was getting worried now.
Marge said that I should ring the tellyphone Directors and they could put me through.
I'm sure I heard Phil chuckle but I gave it a try anyway.

Marge sent Phil to get her a packet of Bobby wipe for her nose because it was cold.
Pretty soon Babs phone started to ring. Babs has never had a Mobile Tellyphone before and didn't really know what to do
Marge let out a hurumph, and took the phone back. She said the lady had seen me and wondered if I might like a go at being a "Wing Walter"
Marge said she thinks it would be OK and said if I did she might get some free "Guinot Face cream".
She quickly helped me over the fence before Phil got back.

The nice lady said I had to put petrol in the tanks before I could go, she showed me what to do and left me to it
She went off to talk "makin up" with Marge while I put the last drops in.
Looks like we are ready to go!
Oh Ohh Phils back with the Bobby Wipes and he looks a bit cross!

Flip, Phil said I was not allowed to do it, he said it would ruin my coat and I would smell the car out on the way home.
Also I might have fell off when it went upside down. I suppose he is right but it did look like fun.
Marge went in a huff because she didn't get her "free makin up", Poor Marge.

Look at that My new friends from the Guinot Airingplanes zooming past as fast as a bullit.
Phil said he hoped Babs put enough petrol in the plane!
Ooo err, I never thought of that, hope they come down soon.

There did seem to be quite a lot of smoke from their engines, I asked Phil if they had some problems
Phil reminded me that it's no worse that our Transit "R Tux" he he , He's right!

After they had landed I tried to get Marge to wipe her eyes and come out again, poor Marge must have really wanted that Makin up cream!
Phil promised to get her some next time he went to "Shoes the Chemist", That made her smile again!

Babs heard the man next to us who knew everything about planes call these "The Blades".
They looked quite fast and these 3 seemed to be enjoying themselves flying close together. They have smokey engines too, Phil said they might be running rich.
Babs thought of course they are rich they have their own Airingplanes, he is so slow sometimes that Phil! Marge let out a chuckle.

Blinkin Heck, Where did he come from. This little Blighter sneaked right up behind the others.
Marge said they must have "Cropped themselves", Babs would be cross if anyone did that to me!

Well at least they are flying in order now so the others must have forgiven "Mr Surprise" for coming in from behind!
Marge Blushed when Phil said that, isn't she funny?
Wait a minute, is that a "Cat" I can see over there?
Struth some people are so silly fancy bringing a bloomin "Cat" to a show like this, they just Bark and Bark and annoy people when they try to take movies!
Phil says Cats should be banned from all pubic places! Why has Marge gone red now?

The "Blade Planes" were flying really close together.
Luckily the one in the front was not smoking otherwise his friend behind would not be able to see or breathe!

Phil said this is a "Sea King", its a Hellycopter and he has flown in one, the man in the back gave Babs a nice wave which was nice.
I did think it looked similar to My Friend Billys "Fletcher Hairnet" racing car. I don't know what it was exactly but there was something.
Phil said "Schhh!" What did I say?

Ah ha, this is the one Babs has been waiting for, The man beside us who knows all about Airingplanes said its called the "Yurofighter".
It is really, really noisy and its also really, really fast! This will get the silly "Cat" barking. He He He.
Phil said over the noise,"S~lly Peop~E S~~~~d N~t B~~~G "D~GS" T~ Air~~~WS", Think he means that Cats owners are Mormons!
Might be wrong though!

This Airingplane was blinkin noisy, look at the back of it there is 2 flames coming out.
Phil said its called "Reheat", Marge says she uses that to cook Phils Dinner in the Microwaves, Poor Phil no wonder he is a bit deef!

Click Here. to see a flim of how noisy the Yurofighter is!