Porch Home "King Gussy"

"Hooray it's Snowy"

It was a spot of luck to wake up to so much snow. I woke Marge and Phil straight away (They were not too pleased I fink!)
While Marge put on her making up, Phil made us all breakfast. luckily Phil had filled the birdies food machines so they could keep eating too.
There was loads of these Chiffunch types noshing the food, Phil said he wishes they didn't eat so fast as it might give them indygestion
Marge said that Phil was just being mean because he didn't want to buy any more birdgrub.

I left Marge and Phil watchink another Gardnin film on telly and had a play outside.
Phil asked me to get the snow off the car so we could go to the shops later for more "Auld Reekie 80 shillings".
I wonder if thats cheaper in moneys than Bellhavens ?

I finished the car and went round the back and look who I bumped into!
This is Hamish McBarnacle and he is a cuzin of my friend Barnacle from Lincoln.
He said he is a lot older than young Barnacle from darn sarf, he said he has learned how to keep going even when the weather gets hot.

Hamish showed me his hoose, he said it was cool as a "Wirlypool Upright freezer", this meant that Hamish would not melt!
It did look pretty cold down there!

He shouted "Och Eye the Noo" and jumped down the hole.
Babs could hear him calling "follow meee"

Phil had told me not to follow strangers so I decided to say cheerio to Hamish and get back to Porch Home and see if Marge had finished with her Mask Cara!

Marge had finished her Makin up and Phil had finished with the hoovering so we went for a drive.
We had passed this big fallen down castle before but this time we were going to climb up it.
It is called Ruthven Barricks and Phil said it is nearly 300 years old,

It looks like it has no roofs or even windows, no wonder the people have moved out!

Marge said That this is like at our house Waiting for Phil to finish the Baffroom, she started to giggle

It was bloomin cold, Marge was worried that I didn't have my hat on.
Phil shouted over that the Field Sheeps dont wear hats and then laffed his head off, It wasn't that funny
Marge just grunted!

Bab's had a good climb up this chimeny I got so high Marge got scared just looking!
Phil told me to get down at once, "Spoilsports".

It was a great place to visit and had lots of fun. Phil said another great thing was that it was free!
Marge told him that you could make a donation.

Phil said "Awwwe"
Marge made him empty his pocrets, Poor Phil, ha, ha, ha.

By the time we got back to our house it was all sunny and most of the snow had melted.
I was very pleased to see that Hamish was OK, he had spent most of the day under the tree as its a lot colder down there.
Bab's said we were going for a walk and would he like to come, he said not this time he had a few jobs to do round the hoose!

I nearly didn't go on the walk because I got stuck in this tree net fing, Phil said it serves me right but Marge made him get me out.

Marge's Wellingtuns were giving her jip so we stopped for a rest.
Bab's was sure she saw a Raindarling but Marge said it was probably just a tree!
Phil said "The tree had just had a poo and ran off", Marge gave Phil a kick.
Looks like Marge's feet are better!

Marge wanted to make some dried out "Pine Coins" for home and Bab's helped Marge fill her bag.
Phil didn't say anything but he did roll his eyes a bit!

Phil helped me climb this tree to have a swing, Great fun,
I fink we should be going now because Bab's is getting ungry.

Phil said this is the bestest place in the world, Marge agreed But both of them could not see me peeking round the tree!

Poor Marge I fink she is lost, she said all the paffs look the same.
Poor Marge, Don't worry Bab's knows the way!

Ahh, I'm sure this was not on the way home!
PHIL, HEEELP!

Phil got us past the River and onto the road home
Marge said she knew the way really!
Phil wispered in my ear that Our house is "UP" the hill!
He he silly Marge is lost again!

What a fun day we have had, Bab's decided to end the day with a song.
Marge said could I do "Moody Babs"?
You bet I can!!!


Next day we do some Animal tracking see you soon