Hooray, we are going back to Scotrish

Bab's loves Scotrish

We are off on Holiday again. Phil says we are going to a place in the Scotrish Highlands near a town called "King Gussy".
It sounds great, Marge says there will be lots of Raindarlings and squzzles, some of them might be Red ones too!
To keep me busy in the car Marge let me use her Cambera, Phil said I didn't need to use the fast shooting setting because Marge was driving.
I think it was a joke though because Marge hit Phil on the leg and made him cry!
Poor Phil!

Its quite a long way to Scotrish and Marge and Phil needed to use the little boys room, Phil said he must have had had too many Bellhavens last night.
Marge said she should not have had that 5th Coffy before we left.
We stopped at this place beside the motoringway. Bab's decided she wanted to try a Coffy like Marge.
Phil said no chance because they cost the earth in these places, Marge gave him a prod and told him to stop being so mean!

Phil was not happy and he said if I wanted one I had to get it myself.
Marge said be careful because there was Football fans inside and they are a bit noisy. Phil said football is a girl's game, Marge prodded him again!
Poor Phil he will be covered in Bruises by the time we get to Granny Jeans.

Phil was right the Coffy "Costa" fortune ha ha, Bab's better not mention that it tasted horrid though!

Hooray we have reached Scotrish,
Phil said its God's country, I don't know who God is but he is very lucky to own such a luverly place.

Phew, I was out like a light when I got to Granny Jeans, I think the Coffy made me sleepy.
I didn't even wake up when Phil got in with his "Aggis Supper".

Here is me and Granny Jean at "Bookers, Hash and Karry". They sell lots of things like Phils Beer and Walters Crisps.
We needed to stock up for our Holiday, Phil said he wishes we had brought "R Tux" the van, he he.
I asked him if we should get some for Mel, Phil said some naughty words that I'm sure he should not have said in front of Granny Jean!!

Oh, I see. Phil says that Mel has not even finished the beer that we took him yonks ago.
Mouse says that Mel should give him whats left as Mel is too soft to drink it!
They are funny people at the prison!

Phew, at least we have got my Crisps.
I think Marge and Granny Jean are trying to find the Fabric Conditioner, Phil said he would would pull his hair out if he had any.
I wonder if Marge has forgot we didn't bring the van, ha ha.

After we had done the shops, Marge said I could go to the beach.
This beach is special because you can see 2 great bridges while you are throwing your skimmers.
One is called the Forth "Road" Bridge, and the other is called the Forth "Rail" Bridge.
Bab's thinks they should change the names in case some people travelling on trains use the wrong bridge!
It could be dangerous.

Underneath the "Road" Bridge, Babs found this blooming big bolt. Perhaps it had fallen off the bridge.
Phil said we had better be going now!

Marge told Phil not to be silly, she said the bolt had just fallen off a passing lorry!
Phil wispered to me that there was no room here for any lorries
Babs wants to go now please!
We have since had a call from Grumpydad Jimmy who read it in his "Evening Ewes" that the people who look after the Forth "ROAD" Bridge have had to change a lot of their big bolts in case they broke and all the cars fell off! You heard it all here folks.

The next day Bab's was all excited we were on our way to Porch Home, Granny Jean had got me some GorseAid and a pack of Cheesy Baps to keep me going.
Marge had forgotten to make Phil anything so he had to share Marge's dry Oatmeal Biskits with Diet Water. Poor Phil!
We stopped at this place, Marge said its called "Lock Lubnaig", Phil kept muttering under his breath "Loch, Loch, Loch".
I did not know what he meant but Marge didn't hear him, fank goodness.
It's in the Trossicks and has really flat water so I could practice my skimmers. Phil was well impressed when I did this three'er,

The Trossicks had some good climbing trees, Phil asked me to stay still while he took this phornograph, but I just couldn't. There was too much slippy Bark on this tree.
Marge said it might be the Lichen, Poor Phil thought she said Kitchin and started to giggle, A quick prod in the ribs soon stopped him he he.

Look at this! Phil said the auforitys must have knew I was coming and they have put my name on the sign, wow I do like the Scotrish Highlands already.
Marge did not want to get out of the car because it was raining and she said she had forgotten her coat!
Phil remembered his though!

Bloomin heck look at how big that Highland is, Phil said it must be a mountain. Its even got snow on it.
Marge said that Porch home is right on the top but Bab's knew she was only joking because Marge is really scared of high up things,
Phil says she even closes her eyes when she goes up the stairs. Poor Marge.

Wow, now thats what Bab's calls a "Water Feature". Marge said that when we get back home Phil is going to make a water feature in our gardin.
Hope its not this big though otherwise we will have to get rid of the sheds and the Dogs would not be happy because they are alergic to water!

Oh dear, Marge has started suvineer hunting already, More heavy bags for poor Phil to carry!

Bab's found this flat stone, it would be purfick for our water feature. Phil said we don't have room in the car so I had to leave it.
I waited till Phil was busy packing Marge's rocks into the Peegoat and asked Marge if I could keep my rock, she said she would distract Phil if I could put it in myself!
He, He. Marge told Phil that he had dropped a 50pee by the river, poor old Phil I have never seen him run so fast, In actual fact I have never seen him run!

I don't know what he was on about, there is loads of room!
Unfortunately Marge's trick backfired on us because Phil spent a good 2 hours looking for his lost money!

Keep tuned for the next part of our holiday, Please be patient poor Phil is doing it as fast as he can between his household chores!