The Sign, What Sign?

You will see!

On the way from Birsay Babs saw this big house, it looked a bit old because the roof had fallen off it.
Good job the "Beasts" roof is still there or we would have been frozen to bits at night!

He, He Babs had seen this sign on the Tinternet and was desperate to find it.
Luckily Phil didn't see it when we drove past because he was scrubbing the toilet floor. Marge who was driving "Hit the Anchors".
She told Babs to get Phil outside so she could take the phornograph picture.
Poor Phil, he can be a bit slow sometimes! Ha Ha.

This Old Jacob told Babs that nearly everyone stopped to take a picture of that sign.
He said there must be a lot of T****S about, He, He.
Babs did wonder what was so funny about the word T***T

After eating a cooked breakfast in the car park we had a walk to this place
Its called the "Wing of Brodgar" and was built a long, long time ago!
Marge said the stones must be very strong because they have been standing for quite a few years.
Bab's told Phil she could push a stone over if she wanted, Phil Just laughed!
Grrr Bab's will show im......... Grunt.............Grunt............."CRACK"

Oh Flip, I've broken it. Bloomin scratched my knee as well!
Fink Marge saw the lot I hope she won't get cross!
I do wish Phil would stop giggling!

Marge warned Babs not to touch this lot or the Orkney Police will make the first Sheep arrest in history.
Bloomin Phil was still Giggling, Babs will have to have a word wiff Marge if he does not stop soon!

Ah I see, that stone must have been weakened by a Lightning Nut and Babs just tipped it over the edge.
At least I won't end up in Jail.

Cor Blimey, looks like this poor creature has been struck by a Lightning Nut too. Wonder what it was!
Phil said it was "probably the remains of a Kebab" I fink thats a type of Wabbit but I might be wrong!
Bet Phil was glad its not on the Motoringhome floor else he would have to clean it up. He, He.

Marge let out a scream. Blinkin Norma whats happened. Phil said she had probably broken a nail. But we both still ran over just in case
In the end Marge just wanted us to see what she had found. Blimey, this one had old writings on it.
Phil said it was probably "Stone Age Writing", then he fell over laughing. He can be a bit odd sometimes.
Marge finks it was one of Babses long lost Antsisters, Thats like your Bruvver or Sister, only from a long time ago though.

These 2 small Stones were probably put up by Babs Uncle or Aunty in Cavepeople times.

You know Babs likes Brodgars Wing, its just so peaceful and quiet.
Marge said it would be better if it was finished, she finks our Baff room will look like this in 800 years he he, Poor Phil.

After the quiet and peace of Brodgars, we went into the centre of Kirkwall during the rush hour.
Marge desperately needed some Nail Vanish so we had to drop her off and wait while she scoured the shops.
Phil was worried cos we were parked in a rank for Taxis and he thought he might have to pay a fine in moneys to a triffic warder.
Babs told Phil to keep cool, there was plenty of boats parked in the Rank so we should be OK.
Babs did notice that the rush hour in Kirkwall was probably on par wiff the Co rop at home when its close to Lottery time.
Actually "Rush hour" does not seem to happen in the Orkneys, Fank Goodness!

Marge wanted to visit the Sarf part of the Orkneys because she is from "Darn Sarf in England".
On our way we saw these bridges. Phil said that they were built during a fight between Us and the Germains.
The "Churchill Barriers" were there to stop nasty submarines driving up Scapa Flow and sending Torp Edos to sink our big ships.
Silly Marge did not even notice "Churchills Barriers" because she was too busy wiff her Nails!

Nails Done, Marge decided it was time for "Strawberries and Cheese", Phil does not like Cheese but he kept quiet and ate what he was given.
Babs kept her hooves crossed that Marge did not give her any more "Stinking Bishop"
( A sticky orange rind with a pungent and spirited aroma. The texture can vary from firm to soft and creamy depending on the season. )
Urghh, makes Babs feel Icky! Phil then said he had to go and check the Tyre Pressures! Mmmm, wonder why?

Wow, look at this place we found. Marge said it used to be where prisoners lived during the Wor.
Phil did not bother coming it, he said he has seen enough of the inside of Prison to last a lifetime.
Poor Phil.

They did a good job with the painting during the wor, Marge said it was better than Lincoln Prison.
She says all the Painters there must be rubbish cos they can only do 1 colour!?
And she knows, she has been there!

Bit silly having a Birdy bath inside the house, How on earth can the Birdies open the door to get inside?
Wonder if Babs should move it outside?

Babs put her name in the book to say she had been there, Marge had to finish writing our address because I had run out of room on the page!

Now Babs is not sure but this does not look like much fun!
Marge said that the poor man was "Crucified!"
Phil said "Jesus Christ !"
Marge slapped him! Wonder I what that was all about?

Quick nosh of yellow grass before we go.
Saves me having to eat Marges Cheese, He he. !

On the next straight bit Babs saw a corner Pakri shop and asked Marge for some small change to get an sweety.
Phil said he wanted some Whine Gums, Marge said she was not suprised at that!
She also told Babs to get her a Black Currant Smoovie.

Mmmm, The shop sold real Orkney Iced scream and even an "Orkney Ewes"
Wonder if Babs friend Merv is mentioned in this paper, Phil said He hopes he is not on page 3 !
Babs does not know why Phil started laughing !

Phil was busy wiff his Gums and Marge was having her afternoon lie down,
Babs decided to check out the Beech. There was some big sinked ships lying around.
This one was probably from a hundred years ago and had even lost its Paddle sticks so there was no way of driving it.

Cor, Babs has found a Lobsters house. Wonder if there is anyone in ?
It was deserted, all that was left was a few scraps of smelly fish.

"What the ...."
Bloomin heck, Phil had finished his sweeties and came after me. He said Marge would be cross if I came back smelling of fish!
I asked him where the Lobsters were he said they were probably in some restaurant somewhere.
Babs said they were lucky Lobsters, eating out, we have to cook all our own food in the Beast!
Phil said "I don't fink so!"

Bye Bye sunk ships we have to go now.
Marge wants us to set up home so we can get the generator up and running so she can dry her hair properly.
Phil was muttering sumfink about Marge wearing a hat, Fink he was a bit cross that we had to go!

When we found our park for the night Phil had to get the yellow feet out so the Beast wasn't all wonkey.
Phil said if we didn't have them Babs would keep rolling out of her bunk during the night.
Babs finks its more like Marges wine glass would keep spilling if we left it leaning over.

Our site for the night was in a place called Deerless, it was a nice little boat park wiff no boats.
Phil was glad that we were not planning to "Launch" the Beast because this would cost Five punds.
Cos we were only staying Phil did not have to pay anyfink, Babs did slip in a small pund coin into the slot though, Don't tell Phil.

More to follow soon, honest!