Ollie "Continued"

"Babs gets a rough time!"

Phew, nobody told Babs about this side of looking after little people.
Ollie does some rather pongy fings in his "Dispersable" Nappy,

Phew, it smelt worse than what Mart does in the garden, but at least Mart covers it up, Ollie just "Does it".

Fank goodness for this Clothing Peg, it stopped my nose smelling it too much!
Some of the pongy did get through though!

These "Smelly Nippy Bags" helped a bit but I have to get it in the bin quick before I feel sick!

Cor, thats better. Babs would not like to be a Bin Lorry Man, I know Phil thinks they are all Turnkeys but Babs finks they deserve medals for what they do!
Imagine all the those smelly bins that people who have their own Ollies have, Phew!

While Ollie was settling down for the night wiff his new "Dinosaurs love Boxer Shorts" book, Babs decided to try on the lovely Jumper that Granny Jean got him.
Its really cumfy, Babs hopes that Ollie will give it to me when he grows out of it, instead of the "Charitable shop".

Wow, first fing the next Morning Ollie was full of it, Babs had to get his night clothes off so she could get rid of another ponger!
Ollie had other ideas, he wanted a wrestle! This will be a easy one for Babs. "Come on Ollie, give it your best shot!"

Phewf, he's a tough one!, Come on Ollie give us your Nippy!

Arghhh me ear!

"I can see Ollies Dispersable!"
Wish he would not keep pulling my bloomin Ear lugs though!

Owww Get Off, Ollie!

Arghh stop kicking me as well!

OK, OK, You win Young man you can watch "Roary".
Babs is getting too old for this!

Is that one of Babs friends on the telly? Ollie said that "Bah Bah" is a regular on this program!
Ollie fought Babs was much better than "Bah Bah", Ollie says "Bah Bah" is full of "XXXX", " Ollie" I can't say that" Phew he will get me shot!

Babs dozed off, there is only so much Childrens TV a sheep can take, Roary is OK but when you get into "Cartoon Nitwark" its enough to send you fast off!
Ouch, Ollie decided he needed his drink and did not know where it was, Bloomin heck matey dont be so ruff!!

Ollie was chuffed to get his drink, He said "Fanks".

Mart turned up and said, "Wheres my Am?"
Ollie said, "He knows where the fridge machine is and he will get it"

Ha bloomin Ha, Ollie will get it!
He had to stand on Bloomin Babs shoulders to reach! he he he!

Mart did not give a monkeys, how Ollie got the "Am", he was well chuffed he had did it!

Mart said, "Would it be possible to get some Am for Stumpy? " Ollie said, "Your kiddin"
"Babs nearly dropped me last time, Wait till Marge gets up!"

Mart seemed to accept that and said sumfink like "Tuff luck Stumpo, he he"
Don't worry folks we will give Stumps a treat later if he wakes up!

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