Day 2 wiff Ollie

"And the Grand Pricks is on"

Babs and Ollie had an early start, Marge and Phil were still in bed, fink they had a late night last night!
Ollie had some Fromige Frays from Lidls for his dinner, he is a messy eater he got it all over his face!
He even kept dropping it on the floor. Babs had to keep getting the Bobby wipes out to clean the carpets.
Perhaps he shouldn't keep watching the racing cars while hes noshing!

Ollie asked for the tellingphone, Babs thought he wanted to make a call home.
Poor Ollie he does not know how to use it so he just started to eat it he he.
He was enjoying the "Grand Pricks" and wanted "Roary" to win, Babs was not too sure but she does not fink "Roary" is real!

In the end it was "Rubin Wheelbarrow" who won the race.
Fink Olly has never heard about him, Babs said that he drives a Farrahry he he good joke there!

Olly told Babs to stop being silly, everyone knows he drives a "Red Ball"
Rubins even gave Ollie a wave at the finish, that was a nice fing to do!

End of the day and Glair says we have to do "Naked Time" Ollie was used to this but there was no way Babs was going to strip off for the cambera!
Sorry Glair!

Next day poor Phil had to get out of bed because he had to go to prison, Before he went he took young Ollie to show him the Frogs in the pond
Ollie wanted to hold one but they were all hiding so he couldn't

When Phil went off to prison Marge took over wiff Ollie.
He luvved these little Blue flowers fink he hoped there was frogs hiding in them
Poor Ollie, there was none!

Pretty soon Mart kept pestering Marge for a slice of am!
Ollie took notice of what was in the frige, might come in handy later!!

Phew Ollie finally went to bed, Babs is worn out. Just had enough energy to have a go at his walking device.
It was quite cumfy but my hoofs could not reach the floor and the top was all sticky, we have run out of Bobby Wipes so it can wait till tomorrow.
Marge will get Phil to go to the shops instead of having his dinner, poor Phil!

Bright and early the next Morning Ollie was up wanting his grub, Marge was fast asleep and Phil was at the shops so Babs had to do it herself.
There was some chocklit cake in the fridge and Ollie seemed to like it

Ollie told me this was "Peppa the Piggy", He had a family of Piggies and drove a Red car.
He was not as fast as "Roary" but Ollie still liked him!
Babs finks "Peppy" looks a bit suspect though, would not like to meet him all greased up in a dark alleyway!

In no time at all it was time for Din Dins, Ollie said he would like a "Curry" this time.
This was a bit of a wurry, when Phil and Marge eat a curry they usually slitter everywhere.

Struth, the only way I could get Ollie to eat his Madras was to feed him in silly ways.
This method seemed to please him Babs held the spoon wiff her nose and rammed it in!
The curry did burn the inside of Babs nose and it urt to bits!

Bloomin heck, that was a struggle. but Ollie managed a large potion in the end.
Hope this Turmerik does not stain my coat, Marge might put me through a hot rinse!

Phew, I hope Phil's not long wiff them Bobby Wipes, My coat will be ruined!
Ollie was full of beans now, he said he wanted a nice ot Baff!

Marge got up to fill the Baff for Babs, she did not fink Babs could turn the taps cos Phil does them up tight to save water!
She said she had to wash her hair so we were not to be long.

Marge went to make a cup of Tee and left us to it, Babs put the Soap in but Ollie was no help he just waved his arms around!
Bless him, he looks Happy!

Ollie said he needed a leg up to get in the Baff, Bloomin Heck how on earf is Babs going to give Ollie a leg anywhere?
Ollie said never mind he could use the chair to climb in, he said he would be OK!

Ollie made it wiff a bump, he landed on his bottom but he was happy he made it OK.

Ollie liked these pretend Fishys, You can fill them wiff water and squirt them everywhere
I told him to be careful Marge might get cross if she slipped on the wet stuff!
Ollie said "Good Point!"

C,mon Ollie, I can hear Marge coming down. He said OK but wanted a quick suck of the Fishy!

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