Great Stuff Ollie is coming to visit Babs at last.

The little man has persuaded his Mum that it would be OK and Marge and Phil are good at looking after Babies!

Good news about Ollie coming, Not too sure Mart would agree, I spent some time with him telling him that it would be OK.
In any case Mart can run faster than Ollie!
Mart seemed quite happy with that and promised to be nice to the wee man!

Babs needed to make sure there was enough "Pampers Dispersables"for Ollies stay.
1, 2, 3, 4, Mmm, Marge says he is staying 5 days. Will have to re use one of the "Wee" ones.
I'm sure nobody will notice if Babs uses an extra lot of "Talcome powder"

Phil got these "Value sweeties" from "penceland", Marge said they are full of sugar and would ruin Ollies toof.
Perhaps Babs might be able to help there, Mmm "Teef and Lips", Bab's bestest faverout!

Hooray at last here we were meeting Ollie in a grufty car park on the Motoring way.
Ollie was glad to see me he said that His Mum has been huffing all the way here, she was worried that Babs could not look after him for a whole week!
Poor Glair, Dont worry it will be fine. Clen seemed quite happy though he trusted Babs a lot, Phil said he was probably going straight to a pub! He He.

Bloomin Heck, Ollie was a bit rough, as soon as Marge went off for a quick fig he grabbed me
This might be a long week, Gulp!

Arghh, Arghhh!
Marge, elp!

Struth, he is a tough little fella, I was glad to get him into his car seat. At least he could not reach me now, he he!
Marge could not fit Ollies Perambulator in the bonnet so it had to squash in next to Babs!
This will be a long trip Ome!

Marge said I had to keep an eye on Ollie while she was doing the drivin.
I fink Phil had the easy option today by staying in prison!
"Are you OK Ollie?"

Glug, Glug, Glug!
I fink he looks happy enough!

Ollie found Marges Dunplop hat, he told me Schhh, not to tell anyone!

Ollie wanted me to come and play wiff him
Bloomin heck, I fink it was a trick, he just wanted to pull my ears off again!

Ouch, Ouch my eyes! my ears!

My Nose!

Are we home yet?

Oh flip, we have got loads to go yet!
Ollie, what are you grabbin?

Marge says there is often idiots on "Motoringbikes" Along this road. Babs does not like "MOTORINGBIKES"

This is why they have signs all along the roads saying "Fink Bike"
"Fink Bike", should read fink Burk, look at these two idiots, they are going past a big lorry on a blind crest and ignoring the no overtaking lines!
Marge said a rude word about these two, Hope Olly did not hear!

Glad Phil was not here, look at this Mormon. He is passing the truck on a blind hill.
Anyone coming the other way would have no chance! Marge said she hopes its a lorry!

Ahh. thats good Ollie says he hates Motorinkbikes too, he says they should be banned!
He then said "Whats a motoringbike?" He also said whats a "Banned"?
Poor Chap he has got a lot to learn. he he!

Fank goodness we are finally home.
Babs began by pointing out the house rules to Ollie! This is Stumpys seat, the shelf and Ornyments belongs to Babs!
All Ollie wanted to know was where the TV Control was!

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