A Day in the Night of Bab's the Sleep

"Sleeping Bahhty"

I do sometimes struggle to get off to sleep at night. I don't know if its the Comfy Humans "Behhd" or perhaps its too hot because of the "Central Bleating" that Marge always has set at High. Phil often turns it down but that makes Marge cross!

I tossed and turned for ages, perhaps Phil was right, I should try a "Feakstones Sheep Drip" or two just before bed, he says it works for him. Marge laughs and says I am too young and gave me my "Nessie" instead, she says he helps me relax!

"Nessie" told me to try counting my cousins and it worked, I got as far as cousin Barbarahhh and I was ouut likeee a Lighhhhht Zzzzzzzzzzz

I have been wondering recently what I should do when I grow up. Marge says I don't need to worry but it was still on my mind when I dozed off I started to Dreeeam!

Perhaps I could be a "Peelot" like my new friends, "Fodo" and "PMT".
"Flock Leader Bab's Wodgers" is the name. Here I am ready to take off in my "Typhoo". Actually I seem to remember Marge drinks a lot of Typhoo's.
I did have a few problems with the small buttons and my Hooves and I don't know how on earth I would pull the "Rejection Seat" handle if I needed to crash!
Perhaps I should keep my Hooves firmly on the ground.

OK A "Peelot" was not a good idea, What about the Navvy?

Actually I was not too sure about spending lots of time in boats full of men in hats like this, Phil says they share beds and things like that!
Marge Said that you would probably lose your toothbrush and have to use someone elses, Urghh!
There is a saying "Join the Navvy and see the world" but perhaps I should see it another way!

Perhaps a Drivving Destructor?

Now this job, "You are your own boss!", "You can choose your hours to work round your home life" and you get your own car after you give the company lots of moneys!
A few problems though, Phil says they are all "Mormons" and they teach people to do stupid things like "U turns" on main roads and "Always" reverse round the same corner where we live.
Marge says none of them have married parents!

I could work on Kaars, like Marge did when she was younger!

I would struggle with the Blue glove things because they don't make Hoof sized ones.
I think it would be quite easy to change "Bhaall Joints" and "Wheel Bhaarings", but Phil says they can have bad "Oil Reeks" and Rusty "Broke Disks".
Marge recons its "Hard" to fit a "Crutch" and there was no way I could keep my Fleece clean without wearing "Smotheralls"!
OK, Perhaps not a "Kaar Mechanist"

I could become a famous Cook, and make some nice snacks!

There was no way I would like to work for this Cooking person, he is incredibly rude and shouted at all the humans working at his Kitching.
Phil says that a lot of "Famous Celebritits" like this, talk out of their "Bottom" and he would never buy one of "His" BurgerFlings!
Marge says this twit has got the gas on too high on that frying pan and his food would taste all burnt!

I could do some Plumbing like Phil's pals in Prison!

I could always fix taps and sinks, by being a Plumber. Marge says its dead easy to be a plumber and they could teach chimps to do it.
Phil says its not all shiney bowls and "U bends", Because his mates at work often work with "Poo"..........
On second thoughts Plumbing is not my scene!

Should I become a "Snipper in Brains Army"?

After watching the Bharkett and Seeing how happy "Brains" Team was made me think perhaps the Army might be fun!
Now this little beauty would stop "My friend Billy" in his tracks! Not that I want to stop Billy because he is my friend!
I am a bit suprised that the Martians at Sliverstone did not spot "Brains" Snippers, if they had big "Maching guns" like this one!
On second thoughts Phil says the Army have to eat "Rations" and they don't sound too nice!

Oh well, Marge says I don't need a job so let's not bother !

Yikes, Surely I don't have to become a "Flock of sheep", Perhaps if I close my eyes she might go away!
Ohhh, I do hope I don't have to become a sheep again!

I'm closing my eyes very tight now!

Arghhhh, she is still there. She even winked at me! Now she is looking at me with her sheepy eyes. I hope this is just a nightmare.....

Good night all!

Couzin Mhharkus
Cousin Tabatha
Couzin Bonny!!!

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