Camping wiff Dinosoars

And my friend Billy and his lady Anne

Marge took me and Phil to Norfolk so we could meet up wiff my friends Billy and Anne and set fire to old car wheels.
Billy said it was great fun and anyone could do it. Phil went in a huff because his wood was rubbish and didn't catch fire enough.
Anne said Billys wood was great and lasted a long time that made Phil sulk even more.
It was bloomin smokey though Babs smelt like a chop by the end of the evening.

Anne had these special sweeties that you could cook on Billys wood, they were called "Munch Marrows",
Marge said that Bab's should not eat one as it will make my wool all sticky. Phil did not want one either because he was full of Stella.

Bab's liked the burning wheels they were nice and warm, Billy said they were good for your elf.
Anne told Billy to go to bed because he was too full of Bitter, funny he seemed quite appy to Babs.

The night before Anne was telling us a lot about a Dinosoars footprint that she had found then lost, she said she would never ever see another one.
Billy said she should have kept it in her pockret.
Silly Billy should have known Dinosoars footprints are as big as busses and Annes pocrets are not that big.
Its such a shame that poor Anne would be unlikely ever to see a fossil ever agin!

When we got ome, Bab's hatched a plan to find poor Anne a fossil.
Stumpy said the only fossils round here was Phil and Marge but there might be somfing at the back of the gardin.
He then told Bab's to go away because he was sleeping off some "James wellbeloved".
Poor Stumpy he has such a busy life.

Stumpy said there used to be a Grumpy bird and a white Rabbit called Harvey live in this wooden hut.
Phil once mentioned a grumpy bird living in our house, that was just before Marge punched his eye.
I wonder if the Rabbit found any Dinosoars in his ground ? Seems like a good place to start.

Babs thought I saw a fossil Frog but it ran off before I grabbed it.
That gave the tittering tadpoles sumfink to larf about I can tell you.

I don't fink there will be any Fossils in there, it's far to dark.

Babs climbed up on the ladder that Marge tie's her flowers too, I ope she won't see me climbing this high.

From the top of the ladder Bab's could see another gardin, this one is where the Grumpy bloke who cuts the hedge a lot lives,
Phil said he throws pots around a lot, Marge said the lady that lives there has fish breath.
Better not hunt fossils in there then.

Stumpy said that the Rabbit called Harvey used to plant some sort of beens here.
Mart said it was a "been stork" and there might be a fossil at the end of it.
That was just what Babs needed to know.

Bloomin heck it was a high up climb.

Phew, I got to the flat bit wifout fallin.
It was a bit of a struggle though and I bashed all 4 knees getting on.

Bloomin Bloomer, This is just the other side of the wooden hut and its full of Phils car bits and Marges pots.