"Bab's Tinternet Blog"

15 Novembor 2008

Phil has given me some instructions on how to use a compyuter, Actually after being up in Scotrish and seeing how well Granny Jean worked the Flaptop, that she has I decided to make the effort and get up to speed with the "Tinternet" and the "Inflation Highway" that Marge is always sending her "He Males" on!

Phil said that there was all types of weirdos on the tinternet and you had to be careful where you scurfed.
I think he was right, look what I found ha ha ha

I even managed to send a "He Mail" to my pals at the Avalon guest house in Inverness (The best ever!)
I hope I get a reply but I know "Branston" has a job using the buttons with his big paws!
Silly cat, surely he could ask Jo or Bradkey to press the buttons for him!

5 Novembor 2008

I needed a Martian suit to wear at Bharkston and Marge said she would help me to make it but first I had to help Marge with her Ironing.
Phil says ironing is a pointless waste of lectricity.
Marge said to Phil "Shut up and get the dishes done!"

Soon we got down to the lessons, the Singles sewing machine looked quite simple to use, Marge says you can make your own clothes with it all you need is a reel of Fred!

Marge did take her time with the suit, Phil managed to finished the dishes long before she did my suit, I suppose you need to be careful in case you give yourself a prick!
I did like Marge's new hat, I must ask her to nit me one!

I took over from Marge and in the end found it was a "piece of doddle".
All you had to remember was "Nit one pearl one" and it all seemed to work.

In no time at all I had made myself a Martian suit that I could wear at Bharkston.

1 Novembor 2008

My couzin "Bonnie" popped over for a stoprover, Marge invited her so we could have fun watching Tellingvision and eating Walters.
We are good friends really but we have have been known to bickle a bit.
Phil said Something like "Burger that I'm Orf" and went out to his shed.
I don't think he liked our choice of channel, "Sky Ewes" our favourite.

We were very glad because two of our bestest funny adverts came on You should have gone to "Spicksavers" ha ha

Pretty soon the problems started, We ran out of Walters and Bonnie said I ate some of hers.
"Things started to look ugly"
Luckily, Marge came in with a "Bargain Bucket Dominos Pizza" Mmmm, Cheesy "Marge and Rita" with extra "Clover" and "Thistle"

That made all the difference we were friends again!
With full tums we watched our friend Joey racing his car at "Caldwell Park" it was great and he did really well!

When it got late Phil came in from his shed he took My friend Bonnie home
I then got my head down with Mart the dog!
I do love him and I think he likes me too!

Even Stumpy got out of his bed on the back of the sofa chair to say goodnight to me.
I do love my dogs, Phil says they are much better than Cats because you don't have to take Mart and Stumpy for walks with plastic bags to pick up their Poo's