Bharkston Heath Final 2008

"Fire and Chunder"

At the "Bahkett" race my friend Billy had asked me to come over to Bharkston and help the martians who run the show at the last race of the year. I said this might be fun, it would be easy too as Marge and Phil both know the way there without their Satterite machine!
The first car round was "Razzle" in his Skimitar, Phil said he was surprised the car made it all the way round without conking out, Marge said she was surprized that Razzle did not drive on the grass more!

Second car was Brains, I bet he was missing the help of his Snippers!

Terry "The Tyres" Swing decided to go backwards for a whole lap, this was silly because even this old "Zitrone" caught him up.

Marge says she has never owned one of these cars, that surprised me and Phil because Marge has had lots of cars in her time.

This Red Volkswagon PoloGolf decided to try and sneak up on us to see if we were watching.
Marge didn't see him coming because she was doing her nails but I saw him coming and woke Phil up to take this phornograph!

Even with my thick wooley coat and my New Martian suit I soon felt the cold, Bharkston is the coldest place in the world according to Marge

Despite the frostbite I had to go on, Somebody had to man the radio to keep the cars going

I could not believe it, I heard "Hal" who was the controller for the day say that "Jenson Lappin" was here!
His Granny must be really kind because she lends him her car whenever he wants it!

Mmm, Thats a risky place to park your car, Phil says thats where Brain spins off most of the time!

While Phil and Marge were chatting I decided to climb out of the car and see how close I could get to the action.

WOW!, Terry the Tyres just missed me!

John "The Farmer" Olmes was smooth as he was at the Bahkett, Phil pointed out that he lasted more laps than he did at Sliverstone

Granny Lappins car was running really well, I bet she has it Dealer serviced at regular tintervals!

I found this machine Phil said it was a "Loud Wailer" you could use it to shout at people

I tried it out on this Locus, I think it gave him a scare.

It was even a bit loud for Phil so he left me too it!

Even using the wailer to shout you soon get a sore throat, I decided to get some snacks down my poorly neck.

The food on offer here was great so I filled myself up. The cars seemed to be going OK without me for the time being.

This building was really spooky there was lots of Army bullets on the floor, I think this is where Brains "Snippers" live when they are not working. I best get out of here now!